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Laura Palmer and the One Eyed Jacks play David Lynch night - “The Pink Room” Badalamenti (by BrindleFishFilms)
Whilst Jimmy gets his head down and trains himself back to Olympic standard fitness, I’m working tirelessly behind the scenes to secure sponsorship. Some people think it’s just an excuse to get nice free shit but it’s crucial in an athlete’s development. For instance, how is Jimmy going to train…
Snoozed on your Valentine’s Day present? It’s not too late to give your special someone a DIY pop-up card that’s fully torqued!
Supplies
- Scissors
- Marker
- Stapler and/or Glue
- 2 sheets of red construction paper
- 1 sheet of pink construction paper
Instructions
1. Fold one sheet of red construction paper into quarters. Open it back up and cut in half along the shorter crease. Fold one of the remaining halves along the crease and discard the other.
2. With the crease facing toward you, fold the top layer downward at a 30-degree angle, leaving approx 1-inch at the top-right and bottom-left corners (fig. 2). Flip and repeat the fold on the other side (fig. 3).
3. Cut a 1-inch-wide strip, lengthwise, from the pink construction paper. This will represent his stomach. (fig. 4)
4. Cut triangles using both bottom corners of the remaining pink paper, each about 3 inches long. These will represent his legs. (fig. 5)
5. Fold the second sheet of red paper in half along the shorter side. This will be your card.
6. Staple or glue all 3 pink pieces to the inside of the card as shown in fig. 6.
7. Using a marker, draw Anders’ bellybutton in the middle of the top pink strip.
8. Staple or glue the red paper from step 2 as shown in fig. 7. Make sure the opposing creases of the card and the pop-up line up correctly.
9. Add personalized messages to the card (fig. 8 and fig. 9) and send it off!
10. Buck your soul mate.
Next Motherboy night….
https://www.facebook.com/groups/45913133908/10150374936728909/#!/event.php?eid=284550511569266
We’re changing venue for this as we’re having problems finding a venue that will let us be nice and loud. We like to keep our gigs at as low an entry fee as possible, preferably free, but it’s getting so difficult finding venues in Medway that will allow us to play without putting up a large deposit. If anyone’s got any suggestions, I’d be really grateful.
Anyway, next Motherboy night is on Friday 4th November, at the Carpenter’s Arms in Rochester.
CONQUISTADORS
Coming all the way from Birmingham to Medway… the fools ;P I first heard these guys on the awesome Musical Mathematics compilation. Can’t wait to see them live! They’ve played with the likes of &U&I, Tera Melos and Shapes.
http://conks.bandcamp.com/
http://www.facebook.com/conquistadorsmusic?sk=wall
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HOUDINI
Motherboy favourites back to gently place ear worms in your brain, amazingly brutal live show, do NOT miss them:
http://houdinisaur.bandcamp.com/album/deadlines-ep
http://www.facebook.com/Houdiniband
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Z STACKS
‘Loud, messy, blues punk’
Yep, you had us at ‘loud’ :) not to mention energetic and fun!
http://zstacks.bandcamp.com/
http://www.facebook.com/zstacksband
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FOXY SAUSAGE
An amalgamation of various bands on the Medway music scene, they must be seen live! Especially as I can’t find an online presence :D But you can listen to their other bands:
http://www.facebook.com/sciencenoodles
http://www.facebook.com/bridesofrain
http://www.facebook.com/dogtowntheband
Full line up for Friday’s gig at Poco Loco:
Frau Pouch
Wedding
Georgia Asphalt
Spindly Killers.
Free entry!!
